I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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