At least make sure they are 18
Why
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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