wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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