My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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