Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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