Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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