can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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