K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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