just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
my poor anus
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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