He is an equal opportunity slut.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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