dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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