He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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