East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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