4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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