No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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