hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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