Where did you get a picture of my penis
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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