Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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