Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
