do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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