I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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