Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm always down for nudity.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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