Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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