The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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