I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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