Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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