My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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