Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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