your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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