So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We have started to decorate penises.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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