I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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