Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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