Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's like God shit irony all over that family
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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