Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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