The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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