bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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