your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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