OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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