be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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