But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Randomize
