You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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