The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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