the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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