If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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