Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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