your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
