Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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