Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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