I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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