FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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