I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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