Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
